Javik got this new bible for Christmas...



He brought it to me today, to read some of it.
His exact words: "This bible has every story that you need for your life!"

Tru dat, Jav. Tru dat.

This is the conversation I overheard yesterday between Javik & Cole...

C: "Jav, what's your favorite color?"
J: "um, Blue"
C: "What color do you not like?"
J: "Black"

C: "What's your favorite thing to drink?"
J: "milk... or water... or juice... or mountain dew (=])... or diet pepsi"
C: "What kind of drink do you not like?"
J: "Coconut milk." (who does?!)

C: "What's your favorite thing to eat?"
J: "Waffles and pancakes"
C: "What kind of food do you not like?"
J: "Possum meat."

Obviously.

While coming home one day, the car in front of us was going rather slow...
So I said (to the car) "Ugh! Why are you going so slow?!"
Jav piped up from the backseat, "Well, that car can't hear you because cars don't have EARS!"
Touche.

Last Sunday, while I was getting ready for church, Jav comes running in to the bathroom and yells "Mommy, I knocked over my Christmas tree!"
"What in the world were you doing?!"
"WELL... I was just trying to show my Lion & Tiger how to FLY!"
Makes sense.