OK... I know I have seriously neglected the Javisms since the Nader became a Big Brother!  Have no fear, though, the funnies have not slowed a bit...

I recently took Javik for his Kindergarten screening, and the whole time he tried to include the screener in the fun...
She said "Javik, can you hand me a blue circle?"  He said, "Sure!  Now, can you hand me a yellow triangle?"  I nearly LOL'd from the table where I was sitting.  It's hard to believe my baby boy will be going to kindergarten so soon... but he is SO ready to go!

Earlier this week, as we were driving to town, Javik was telling me about how he's getting so big... I agreed with him and said "You & Zailey are both growing so fast I don't even know what to do." 
He looked at me with that look and said "Not Zailey!  She's been a baby the whole time I've known her!"

In the evenings Javik likes to entertain us with songs he's learned.  One evening he was singing (quite passionately) a song about growing up.  Except that Jav had apparently misunderstood the words while practicing at school because he was singing:
"I'm rowin, rowin, rowin, a little bit every day!  In lots of different ways I'm getting stronger!  I'm rowin!"
So Cole said, "Jav, I think maybe that word is growing, since it's a song about growing up."
Again, that look, "No.  I'm pretty sure it's rowin, because the title of the song is Rowin.  So growing wouldn't make sense."
If you say so...

I know there are some I'm forgetting from just this week alone... I'll make an effort to post as I remember them!