OK... I know I have seriously neglected the Javisms since the Nader became a Big Brother!  Have no fear, though, the funnies have not slowed a bit...

I recently took Javik for his Kindergarten screening, and the whole time he tried to include the screener in the fun...
She said "Javik, can you hand me a blue circle?"  He said, "Sure!  Now, can you hand me a yellow triangle?"  I nearly LOL'd from the table where I was sitting.  It's hard to believe my baby boy will be going to kindergarten so soon... but he is SO ready to go!

Earlier this week, as we were driving to town, Javik was telling me about how he's getting so big... I agreed with him and said "You & Zailey are both growing so fast I don't even know what to do." 
He looked at me with that look and said "Not Zailey!  She's been a baby the whole time I've known her!"

In the evenings Javik likes to entertain us with songs he's learned.  One evening he was singing (quite passionately) a song about growing up.  Except that Jav had apparently misunderstood the words while practicing at school because he was singing:
"I'm rowin, rowin, rowin, a little bit every day!  In lots of different ways I'm getting stronger!  I'm rowin!"
So Cole said, "Jav, I think maybe that word is growing, since it's a song about growing up."
Again, that look, "No.  I'm pretty sure it's rowin, because the title of the song is Rowin.  So growing wouldn't make sense."
If you say so...

I know there are some I'm forgetting from just this week alone... I'll make an effort to post as I remember them! 

Yesterday, on the way to see the Dr., Jav & I discussed how God is putting baby Zailey together in my belly and how when she's ready, she'll be born...
Fast forward to tonight in the car, when out of the blue he pipes up: "Mom! I hope when God is putting Zailey together He doesn't forget her forehead!"
LOL

Javik decided tonight to play restaurant. Not just any restaurant... a FANCY restaurant... Then he brought me a meal prepared by Chef Javik & his robot team. Each piece was a different item on the menu, the 2 & 3 prong trains were the salt & pepper!
I love his imagination! I love his confidence in himself and his willingness to play... never worrying whether those listening will think his ideas are silly. I know that over the years he will lose some of that. The world just does that to us... but my prayer is that his life would be filled with confidence & passion that comes from knowing who he is in Jesus...
and that he would always be willing to live in a way that this world considers silly.

Jav comes out of the bathroom holding the toilet brush...
"Um, can I clean the toilet with this? I pooped in there a LOT!"
Awesome.

Tonight after getting out of the bath, Jav says "Well, looks like this angel is dirt-free!"

oh brother....

tonight while I was putting Javik to bed, he propped himself up on one elbow and said "So, uh, anyways....." and then let one rip!
I said "Jav?!"
He grinned ear to ear and said "...THAT's what you call a 'tootie-surprise'!!"

thank you Cole Jr. thank you.

Yesterday I asked Jav to pick up his dinosaurs & put them in his bag. He picked up a few and then got distracted... I said "Jav, your dinosaurs." "Oh yeah"... so he picked up a few more, then got sidetracked... "Jav, your dinosaurs." "Oh yeah"... ... ...
After the 4th rotation in this conversation I said, "Dude what's the deal?"
He said, "Mommy, I'm sorry! Sometimes I just lose focus!"
=]

Then he & I went on a little date tonight... to "the Subway" for sandwiches. While we were there he told me some pretty great stories.
Then he said: "Mommy, I'm a good guy! Good guys are bad guys to the bad guys, and good guys to the good guys. That's the order of guys."
I said, "Oh really"
to which he replied, "Oh yeah... its pretty powerful."

LOL