While coming home one day, the car in front of us was going rather slow...
So I said (to the car) "Ugh! Why are you going so slow?!"
Jav piped up from the backseat, "Well, that car can't hear you because cars don't have EARS!"
Touche.

Last Sunday, while I was getting ready for church, Jav comes running in to the bathroom and yells "Mommy, I knocked over my Christmas tree!"
"What in the world were you doing?!"
"WELL... I was just trying to show my Lion & Tiger how to FLY!"
Makes sense.