Today on the way home:
Jav - "I can't get this string off my leg!"
me - "well it can't be that hard..."
Jav - "mommy, its actually quite difficult!"

WOW.

However, just when I think he's a genius... he proceeds to eat the snow off of his own shoe...?!
rats. so close.

A few jokes by the Javster:

"Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the RUBBER side!"

"What's a dog's favorite snack?"
"Pup-corn!"

"Knock-Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cow"
"Cow Who"
"No, OWLS who, cows MOO!"

quite the comedian, this one...

Sometimes, when he's "busy" doing something, Jav has a hard time "hearing" what you're saying to him. After all, he is a male. =] So we often ask him to look at our faces, or ask him if he's listening...
Tonight, Cole was talking to Jav and said to him, "Javik, are you listening to me?"
To which Javik so proudly replied, "Yep, Daddy, I've got my ears on your voice!"

LOL

On the way home from school I pointed out a body of water near the road...

"Jav, look at the ice on that pond."
"Oh, Mommy, that's actually called a lake. A pond would be much smaller."

Oh really... =)

Javik got this new bible for Christmas...



He brought it to me today, to read some of it.
His exact words: "This bible has every story that you need for your life!"

Tru dat, Jav. Tru dat.

This is the conversation I overheard yesterday between Javik & Cole...

C: "Jav, what's your favorite color?"
J: "um, Blue"
C: "What color do you not like?"
J: "Black"

C: "What's your favorite thing to drink?"
J: "milk... or water... or juice... or mountain dew (=])... or diet pepsi"
C: "What kind of drink do you not like?"
J: "Coconut milk." (who does?!)

C: "What's your favorite thing to eat?"
J: "Waffles and pancakes"
C: "What kind of food do you not like?"
J: "Possum meat."

Obviously.

While coming home one day, the car in front of us was going rather slow...
So I said (to the car) "Ugh! Why are you going so slow?!"
Jav piped up from the backseat, "Well, that car can't hear you because cars don't have EARS!"
Touche.

Last Sunday, while I was getting ready for church, Jav comes running in to the bathroom and yells "Mommy, I knocked over my Christmas tree!"
"What in the world were you doing?!"
"WELL... I was just trying to show my Lion & Tiger how to FLY!"
Makes sense.